JD Martinez Has Never Eaten a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and I Feel Bad for Him.

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Sad, sad news breaking during this lengthy rain delay in Baltimore. JD Martinez, one of the premier players in all of baseball, has never consumed a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in his 30+ years on Earth.

First off, you can never go wrong with a simple PB&J on wheat bread. That is a GOAT level snack. I really cannot comprehend how someone, especially an athlete, can go that long without at least trying one.

Unless he is allergic to either peanut butter or grapes or strawberries, there really is no excuse here. If anyone close to JD is reading this (highly unlikely, I know) please give my man JD a nice PB&J sandwich with a glass of milk on the side.

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